Who Gave Us Permission? No One.
We made a store anyway.
Eight Strata was built on the principle that taste is subjective, but ours is better. We don’t manufacture lifestyle. We curate it. One object at a time. Slightly overpriced? Maybe. Justified by aesthetics? Absolutely.
We’re not here to reinvent minimalism or preach productivity. We're here for the beautifully unnecessary, the usefully indulgent, the things that make you say, “Wait, why do I want this so badly?”
This isn’t a legacy brand. There’s no founder in a turtleneck. Just a team with good tabs open and better instincts. Welcome to the layered life.
Aesthetic. Honest. Kinda unhinged. Just how you like it.
Why Trust Us
You probably shouldn’t. It’s the internet.
But we ship. We respond. We refund. We don’t ghost. And we’re not pretending to be your “lifestyle partner.”
Secure Shopping
Encrypted. Untouchable. We don’t keep your info—we barely keep our own.
Quality, or Else
If it sucks, it doesn’t ship. If it slipped through, we’ll fix it; no groveling required.
Fast(ish) Shipping
We don’t teleport, but we’re close. 1-2 days to process. 5-6 to show up and impress.
Returns & All
Didn’t vibe? Although not cool, send it back within 14 days. We'll talk it out : )