Why Trust Us
You probably shouldn’t. It’s the internet.
But we ship. We respond. We refund. We don’t ghost. And we’re not pretending to be your “lifestyle partner.”
Secure Shopping
Encrypted. Untouchable. We don’t keep your info—we barely keep our own.
Quality, or Else
If it sucks, it doesn’t ship. If it slipped through, we’ll fix it; no groveling required.
Fast(ish) Shipping
We don’t teleport, but we’re close. 1-2 days to process. 5-6 to show up and impress.
Returns & All
Didn’t vibe? Although not cool, send it back within 14 days. We'll talk it out : )